The kinda Friends i have

William - aiming to be adobe PSCS2 certified says:
hi merv. i have received your postcard.
merv says:
lol no need so formal la
William - aiming to be adobe PSCS2 certified says:
no lah. i normally type this way one. not formal at all... haha.
merv says:
i c , u aint keen on short forms n colloqial language
William - aiming to be adobe PSCS2 certified says:
cause sometimes i dun understand what my friends are typing then in the end cause alot of confusion... so in order to minimize confusion for my friends, i like to type long sentences/msgs
merv says:
oh ok.. actually, this is a bad time. i gtg eat.. i shall make my humble farewell
William - aiming to be adobe PSCS2 certified says:
bb
merv says:
now that's a short form.. you haf violated ur beliefs!
W: haha, bye bye

and of cos how i can forget fellow crapper lim you reng who sissified me

Reng - no such thing as ham, or sissification for that matter says:
such a classic, the "penultimate feel-good movie"

Reng - no such thing as ham, or sissification for that matter says:
unfortunately, edelwiess has no patriotic connotations whatsoever..

Reng - no such thing as ham, or sissification for that matter says:
it was written for the musical "the sound of music" by rodgers & hammerstein
i mean, edelweiss has patriotic connotations but wasnt really an austrian song or anything

merv: f u lim you reng.. sissify me by making me listen to edelweiss says:
eh stfu
merv: f u lim you reng.. sissify me by making me listen to edelweiss says:
dun make me
merv: f u lim you reng.. sissify me by making me listen to edelweiss says:
grow a pu**y

Reng - no such thing as ham, or sissification for that matter says:
embrace the music my man
Reng - no such thing as ham, or sissification for that matter says:
'dem classics is what gets us in the groove
Reng - no such thing as ham, or sissification for that matter says:
tis a macho one, that buffon, who wears pink and pulls it off
no less a man for being more of an appreciator
Reng - no such thing as ham, or sissification for that matter says:
ya dig?
Reng - no such thing as ham, or sissification for that matter says:
que savvy??

merv: f u lim you reng.. sissify me by making me listen to edelweiss says:
wa liao kai

Reng - no such thing as ham, or sissification for that matter says:
swee swee bo zhao zhui
Reng - no such thing as ham, or sissification for that matter says:
no sound no count
Reng - no such thing as ham, or sissification for that matter says:
bo tar bo lampar
Reng - no such thing as ham, or sissification for that matter says:
bu zhui bu gui , steady pom pi pi
Reng - no such thing as ham, or sissification for that matter says:
song song kao jurong
Reng - no such thing as ham, or sissification for that matter
LaaaAAAaaaAAa.. a note 2 follow SoOOooOOooo...
merv: f u lim you reng.. sissify me by making me listen to edelweiss
do not indulge in such tomfoolery, its time to feet stand on solid ground
merv: f u lim you reng.. sissify me by making me listen to edelweiss: eh i gotta go eat dinner wif weijie, late le bb

Reng - no such thing as ham, or sissification for that matter: ok , "later date have meet"

and of cos the mind boggling life aspirations conversation i had wif pawz which made me so agitated one night that i stay up all the way til 8 am.. then she conveniently say eh i thinki go bathe n slp.. night night (at her 1 am) and left me hanging by a thread.. machiam she make me pregnant then she bu yao hai zi.. but this is what she says to tai tais... i look down on them!!

n whu can forget the warning email drafted by me to amy hsu for excessive exploitation of downloads

From: "internet admin" hervanta_admin@hotmail.com

To: rice84@hotmail.com

Subject: Internet Access

It has come to our notice that you have been using a lot of Peer to Peer Downloads, thereby passing through our firewall, over the past 2 months. This is in spite of our gentle reminder that you are not advised to download such huge traffic using programs like bit torrent, Ares, or any peer-to-peer sharing of data. The depletion of this bandwidth has led to a slow down in the overall network and has violated several protocols. Please kindly validate your reasons of this alarming increase in downloads and explain so that our board can take the proper action.Thank you.Kiitos. Best regards,Ms Sunnila

Sir,I'm sorry for my wrong doing. I have stopped all illegal downloading, and have closed my p2p accounts. Please rest assure I will not download any more things already. Please forgive me for my transgression. Sorry. SincerelyHsu

lol, why u call a sunnila SIR n why u go n uninstall ares.. u think no punishment will be meted out>? keke .. i m so evil.. eva say i will haf bao ying de.. oh well.. i m blessed to have such FRIENDS!!