Burnt tongue

at 0114 hrs on this day a tradegy struck a significant body part of mine..15 mins after telling myself to be CLEAN n NICE ( cos pple are calling me gordohumsup n mean) ziling asked me to fill up her water bottle for her wif cold water.. so i decided to be nice.. then cos i was lazy n wanted to drink some warm water.. i drank from her bottle.. to avoid mouthily contact wif the bottle, i held it at a distance and aimed into my mouth.. as the water slowly came out, to my horror.. i saw steam emanating too.. my synapse couldnt transfer signal to my dendrites fast enuff.. so the high temperatures caused my tongue cells to denature and the cytoplasm to burst..somemore the distance of bottle to mouth added GPE to the heat energy from the water.. i was in great pain while onlookers were in uncontrallable laffter..

this is be blamed on two things.. 1stly ziling was so picky cos she say she wanted warm water..so wc went ALL the way to the other cooler to fill for her THERMOS FLASK at 1030 pm.. 2ndly.. Which idiot fills up a thermos flask wif purely HOT water and expects the person to drink?? obviously the concept of radiation (other than convection n conduction) wasnt taught well to this individual.. anyway, i shd prob blame myself but who cares.. i m the one suffering, dousing my 70% burnt tongue in cold water n replacing the cold water every 5 mins.. i haf drunk almost 3 litres of water in 2 hrs.. i haf been to the toilet numerous times.. i haf drunk cold milo n ate bread to fulfil an old wives tale but the EXCRUCIAING PAIN still exists.. MY POOR TONGUE IS BURNT, SCALDED.. oh ya amy nearly apysixiated (ie choked) while laffin n drinking but tt aint impt.. my tongue is so impt.. munching the bread was such a chore.. so so painful.. argh enuff ranting.. shall go to slp.. hope my tongue cells replenish asap.. after all they are the fastest growing body cells!!