Gals shdnt watch soccer at MM
juz woke up.. my sleep debt not recovered yet n my slp pattern is all haywire.. slep 2.5 hrs in the aft den cant get bak to slp, so read papers n then go bak sch for dinner in nuh.. den go munchie monkey watch soccer wif xz.. its DAMN crowded la.. man u vs charlton.. think a lotta pple taking break from studyin.. we took over dred n carol place.. roy n yude were there wif their gfs too. anyway MM SUX.. everythin we order dun haf.. smoothie milkshake icecream.. so we freeload.. snippets from a table nxt to us.. talkative gals who cant appreciate soccer::
"why the ball yellow in color? so ugly.. is it must match the jersey(charlton) of the team? are they playing home?"
*for CLUELESS FEMALE readers i shall decipher the mysterious code of soccer*
*it's YELLOW cos its YELLOW(winter ball)!! PLEASE dun ask stupid Qns .. is estrogen making u DUMB?
"why three guys go run after one guy n tackle him? so poor thing.. i dun understand soccer at all..so many pple running after one ball.."
*the objective is this complex game is to get the ball in the net.. tt y EVERYONE HAS TO GET THE BLOODY BALL!!even if it means overnumbering their opponents*
thankfully they left at halftime n thankfully my fave man u player scored.. scholes! phew my fantasy pts from him up finally! went bak watch liverpool match but dozed off til now.. i m like celebrating end of exams!! haha so slack!
cant get to slp.. 5 am now.. so decided to watch biggest match in mths.. barca real.. so exciting! only ten min n so many chances n gd skills displayed.. anyway snippets from fhm which i juz read..
NEWSFLASH
Snow White has been banished from Disneyland after sitting on Pinochio's face w/o wearing panties and yelling "Lie! u bastard! Lie!"
Guy was discussing wif gal which gender enjoys sex more.. gal uses analogy of ear.. when u dig ur ear wif ur finger.. which one more shuang? the ear or the finger?
(reminds me of this aft when shufen was involved in an animated discussion abt socio's gender topic: Communal sex "shang shang! up up!") ok shall enjoy my match!
"why the ball yellow in color? so ugly.. is it must match the jersey(charlton) of the team? are they playing home?"
*for CLUELESS FEMALE readers i shall decipher the mysterious code of soccer*
*it's YELLOW cos its YELLOW(winter ball)!! PLEASE dun ask stupid Qns .. is estrogen making u DUMB?
"why three guys go run after one guy n tackle him? so poor thing.. i dun understand soccer at all..so many pple running after one ball.."
*the objective is this complex game is to get the ball in the net.. tt y EVERYONE HAS TO GET THE BLOODY BALL!!even if it means overnumbering their opponents*
thankfully they left at halftime n thankfully my fave man u player scored.. scholes! phew my fantasy pts from him up finally! went bak watch liverpool match but dozed off til now.. i m like celebrating end of exams!! haha so slack!
cant get to slp.. 5 am now.. so decided to watch biggest match in mths.. barca real.. so exciting! only ten min n so many chances n gd skills displayed.. anyway snippets from fhm which i juz read..
NEWSFLASH
Snow White has been banished from Disneyland after sitting on Pinochio's face w/o wearing panties and yelling "Lie! u bastard! Lie!"
Guy was discussing wif gal which gender enjoys sex more.. gal uses analogy of ear.. when u dig ur ear wif ur finger.. which one more shuang? the ear or the finger?
(reminds me of this aft when shufen was involved in an animated discussion abt socio's gender topic: Communal sex "shang shang! up up!") ok shall enjoy my match!
posted by Mervyn at 3:31 AM
1 Comments:
i concur vehemently... girls shouldn't watch soccer at MM! or else sit far far away from us! haha..
xz
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