Lesbian couple spotted! Juvenile Delinquency!
qing shao nian fan zui wen ti.. fave topic of chinese compos .. Beware : this is going to be a long blog.. i have a lotta thots in my head after shopping today!
1stly, adopting Newpaper's stance of catchy headlines.. lesbian couple spotted.. butch's arm over shoulder.. gal arm ard butt! Yikes.. never mind.. walk to queensway.. Wah i very long never shop on a weekday during sch hours.. deprived life.. wah see so many youngsters hanging out at the Mac there got abt 50 pple sitting ard kaobeiing.. and playing poker cards.. i resisted the urge to bao tou them.. wah lau last time KAP tchs play cards also kena complain.. unfair la.. never mind.. this delinquents all schoolkids.. so young n impressionable.. waste their time hanging out there.. hehe i sound so matured! Went looking for my shoebag.. spotted a rowdy grp outside a shop i was in.. damn surprised at the exchange of words between indian shopkeeper (Bala) n young punk(ah beng) abt 9 yrs old wif pierced ears, flashy clothes n vulgar mouth.. this is fragments of wat i caught..
beng: u better watch out.. dun anyhow say my mother..(think hokkien context)
bala: mumble mumble
beng: knn ccb.. xiao xin ni de zui ba.. na bu de.. cb xiang da jia .. (duh so dumb.. indian man talk to him in chinese n hokkien)
bala: mumble mumble (cant he juz articulate better so i can write wat he said..)
beng's fren: suan liao la.. bu yao guan ta la.. bu zhi de.. (n he pulls beng away whose bloodshot eyes were staring into bala's eyes)
beng: ta jiang wo mama lei.. nan dao ze yang fang ta zou.. cb lei
merv: (in background, wanted to confront them.. but they ren duo shi da..so mus humji) tells other shopkeeper.. wah so young so vulgar.. nowadays kids ah... (secretly hoping for discount)
//end of 1st incident
Queensway: Brutal competitive Business.. i feel i m a very shrewd customer.. hehe wun fall prey to consumerism or aggressive tactics.. so unlike a certain yly who always see discount then must buy.. i actually spent 1.5 hrs looking for shoebag n talking cok to all the shopkeepers.. i spent 20 mins talkin cok to this boss abt his adidas products.. his overhead costs.. n how he compares to big shops.. then he tried to convince me his selling point.. haha( boy m i glad i m apply my EC1301 n my TR2201 knowledge) den he tried to sell me this bag.. obviously i told him i will come bak later.. then went other shop to ask ard.. saw same shoebag.. asked how much.. used the previous shop's namecard to fake them that he offered a better price.. WAh the 2 malay shopkeepers immed say that this guy will close down within 2 mths.. haha so interesting.. they say adidas will sue him n his gds are fake etc etc .. in the end i bought from that shop cos got the color i want.. i hate sales staff who approach u once u enter.. GIMME some space.. i will ask if i nid assistance.. got one even cut down the shoebag i want n wanted to put in plastic bag liao.. freaking hell.. i immed say dowan n left.. sales pple realli prey on ur niceness n ur pai sei attitude..
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CMPB.. fellow scholar yong quan faked me.. its not 2 busstops down lor.. my cab fare alr was $3.20.. grr then ali also blur blur live there oso dunno.. mi mum also.. old office there for how many yrs still cant direct me.. so now i koe.. take 176 from my hse downstairs! Henderson road.. wah its so high security.. they chk me quite thoroughly .. remind me of last time in PLAB n SBAB where i used to do such stuff.. haha X ray machine n Metal detector n changing pass.. wah lau they chk me the time i wanted to tell them i was MSD cat "dunnowat" cleared hehe if wanna infiltrate the security system can consult me.. all SAF systems similar lor.. oops( later ISD arrest me. betta dun tok cok .. i watch too many espionage stuff liao.. ALIAS) grr paid 50 dollar for nothing.. i test system too.. shall post abt it if successful.. wah it remind me of 5 yr ago where i 1st enlisted .. chkup etc.. melancholy! den i realise wat a uncanny memory i haf.. i still rem how to walk to mum old office from cmpb even tho i only walked once.. then go there eat the longan tao huey.. even better than the one me n yaya ate at arts ydae.. this time GOT longans (5 longan + 3 atap ci)
the pics are by yaya n amy n irene respectively.. coming to the end of post liao.. shall blog abt "regrets" some other time.. here too long! 825 words!
1stly, adopting Newpaper's stance of catchy headlines.. lesbian couple spotted.. butch's arm over shoulder.. gal arm ard butt! Yikes.. never mind.. walk to queensway.. Wah i very long never shop on a weekday during sch hours.. deprived life.. wah see so many youngsters hanging out at the Mac there got abt 50 pple sitting ard kaobeiing.. and playing poker cards.. i resisted the urge to bao tou them.. wah lau last time KAP tchs play cards also kena complain.. unfair la.. never mind.. this delinquents all schoolkids.. so young n impressionable.. waste their time hanging out there.. hehe i sound so matured! Went looking for my shoebag.. spotted a rowdy grp outside a shop i was in.. damn surprised at the exchange of words between indian shopkeeper (Bala) n young punk(ah beng) abt 9 yrs old wif pierced ears, flashy clothes n vulgar mouth.. this is fragments of wat i caught..
beng: u better watch out.. dun anyhow say my mother..(think hokkien context)
bala: mumble mumble
beng: knn ccb.. xiao xin ni de zui ba.. na bu de.. cb xiang da jia .. (duh so dumb.. indian man talk to him in chinese n hokkien)
bala: mumble mumble (cant he juz articulate better so i can write wat he said..)
beng's fren: suan liao la.. bu yao guan ta la.. bu zhi de.. (n he pulls beng away whose bloodshot eyes were staring into bala's eyes)
beng: ta jiang wo mama lei.. nan dao ze yang fang ta zou.. cb lei
merv: (in background, wanted to confront them.. but they ren duo shi da..so mus humji) tells other shopkeeper.. wah so young so vulgar.. nowadays kids ah... (secretly hoping for discount)
//end of 1st incident
Queensway: Brutal competitive Business.. i feel i m a very shrewd customer.. hehe wun fall prey to consumerism or aggressive tactics.. so unlike a certain yly who always see discount then must buy.. i actually spent 1.5 hrs looking for shoebag n talking cok to all the shopkeepers.. i spent 20 mins talkin cok to this boss abt his adidas products.. his overhead costs.. n how he compares to big shops.. then he tried to convince me his selling point.. haha( boy m i glad i m apply my EC1301 n my TR2201 knowledge) den he tried to sell me this bag.. obviously i told him i will come bak later.. then went other shop to ask ard.. saw same shoebag.. asked how much.. used the previous shop's namecard to fake them that he offered a better price.. WAh the 2 malay shopkeepers immed say that this guy will close down within 2 mths.. haha so interesting.. they say adidas will sue him n his gds are fake etc etc .. in the end i bought from that shop cos got the color i want.. i hate sales staff who approach u once u enter.. GIMME some space.. i will ask if i nid assistance.. got one even cut down the shoebag i want n wanted to put in plastic bag liao.. freaking hell.. i immed say dowan n left.. sales pple realli prey on ur niceness n ur pai sei attitude..
.
CMPB.. fellow scholar yong quan faked me.. its not 2 busstops down lor.. my cab fare alr was $3.20.. grr then ali also blur blur live there oso dunno.. mi mum also.. old office there for how many yrs still cant direct me.. so now i koe.. take 176 from my hse downstairs! Henderson road.. wah its so high security.. they chk me quite thoroughly .. remind me of last time in PLAB n SBAB where i used to do such stuff.. haha X ray machine n Metal detector n changing pass.. wah lau they chk me the time i wanted to tell them i was MSD cat "dunnowat" cleared hehe if wanna infiltrate the security system can consult me.. all SAF systems similar lor.. oops( later ISD arrest me. betta dun tok cok .. i watch too many espionage stuff liao.. ALIAS) grr paid 50 dollar for nothing.. i test system too.. shall post abt it if successful.. wah it remind me of 5 yr ago where i 1st enlisted .. chkup etc.. melancholy! den i realise wat a uncanny memory i haf.. i still rem how to walk to mum old office from cmpb even tho i only walked once.. then go there eat the longan tao huey.. even better than the one me n yaya ate at arts ydae.. this time GOT longans (5 longan + 3 atap ci)
the pics are by yaya n amy n irene respectively.. coming to the end of post liao.. shall blog abt "regrets" some other time.. here too long! 825 words!
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